Why does the goose have all the fun???

You are being a silly goose, could be a silly goat, it rhymes with billy goat

You get a goose egg, how about an Ostrich egg?

You can goose somebody by grabbing them, you could duck them, I have seen ducks be grabby

You get goose bumps, why not chicken bumps?

There is Mother Goose, why not Mother Hen?

The Goose that Layed the Golden Egg, can't a Swan lay a golden egg?

Gooseberries..... I didn't know geese liked berries.

Driving the gooseneck, how about a ternneck, or maybe a flamingoneck?

Well, I guess it's a lucky goose, or is that supposed to be a lucky duck